Did you know that you can actually make money rating dicks online?
Yes, it’s true!
Like selling dirty panties or used socks, dick ratings are something that men love to buy online (especially if they are into financial domination – findom).
And the best thing is? Dick/Cock ratings basically require no work from you. You can “work” for 2 – 3 minutes and make out with $50+.
In fact, it’s not uncommon to make a few hundred (or a few grand) a month selling dick ratings.
Interested in how you can make money online with this unusual business?
Well, here’s my guide to rating dicks for cold hard cash…
Contents
- 1 What is a dick rating?
- 2 How To Find Paypigs To Pay For Dick Rates?
- 3 How to do a dick rating?
- 4 1. Humiliation (SPH dick ratings):
- 5 2. Honest review:
- 6 3. Flattery review:
- 7 How to deliver dick ratings
- 8 How much to charge for a dick rating?
- 9 Where To Sell Dick Ratings?
- 10 How much can you make selling dick ratings?
What is a dick rating?
So…what in the world is a dick rate?
Well, it sounds exactly what it sounds like!
There are many guys online (not just subs and paypigs) who want their dicks rated by a hot girl like you.
A dick rating is just your thoughts (written out or audio/video, etc.) about their dicks.
After a sub pays you, he will send you a picture or video of his junk and you will use that to provide a rating.
Yes, it’s as simple as that! A dick rating is a great way to make money as a financial domme.
How To Find Paypigs To Pay For Dick Rates?
Where do you find paypigs to pay for cock ratings from you?
Well, there are two great places to find customers for dick ratings.
Again, if you want to make money as a findomme online, then you NEED a Twitter presence.
Twitter is one of the best places to find loyal paypigs to pay for these types of services (or buy your used panties/socks, custom clips, etc.).
Trust me, if you advertise dick ratings on your Twitter page, you’ll be surprised to see how many DMs you get!
The other place that is super popular to provide dick ratings is OnlyFans.
Why?
Well, because your subscribers are already paying customers!
If you have a good amount of subscribers on OnlyFans, then announce that you are doing dick ratings (and list the price as well).
You’ll get a lot of DMs and will be able to start going to work and getting those dollars.
This is a great way to make extra money on OnlyFans.
How to do a dick rating?
So…you have some customers who have paid for a cock rating. But how exactly do you give them a rating?
Learning how to do dick ratings is kind of like an art.
Each domme should have their own unique style, but here are a few things you can discuss:
- Girth
- Length
- Overall appearance
- Whether you would be interested in their dick or not
- Rating from 1 to 10 (with 10 being the highest rating)
Alright…before I tell you how to do a dick rating, you also need to know the types of dick rating subs/paypigs want.
In general, there are 3 types of cock ratings:
- Humiliation (small penis humiliation)
- Honest reviews
- Flattery (make them feel good)
Let’s talk about each one in more detail…
1. Humiliation (SPH dick ratings):
Some guys just LOVE to be humiliated (especially if they have a findom fetish)
Basically with a small penis humiliation (or SPH) rating, the guy wants you to make fun of their dicks (even if it isn’t small).
In this type of review, you want to talk about how small it is and how they should be ashamed of themselves, etc.
It’s also a good idea to give a nickname for their dick (like shrimp, clitty, you get the idea).
Also, really let them know that no woman (especially you) would be interested in their dick at all.
Guys who buy SPH dick ratings also often like to be called a “virgin” or how they no woman would ever want to have sex with them.
In other words, if someone is asking for a SPH dick rating, you want to be as humiliating as possible!
2. Honest review:
The second type of review is the honest review.
Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like.
Some guys really do want an HONEST review for a variety of reasons.
For example, they may be genuinely interested in what a woman thinks about their dick.
Other times, the guy may know that they have a small dick and want your genuine reaction that they’re basically carrying around a pea-shooter.
If someone asks you an honest review, just go over the items I discussed earlier (like girth, length, and general appearance, etc.)
3. Flattery review:
Just because a guy is into findom doesn’t mean that they are always into humiliation.
To be honest, sometimes guys buy a dick rating from a woman to feel good about themselves. After all, who wouldn’t want good things said about them!
Now, obviously you don’t want to go over the top and sound unbelievable.
But you do want to say a few things about the customer’s cock to make them feel good about themselves.
Usually most customers will either pick the SPH or “honest” review so the flattery type of review isn’t as popular. However, I brought it up just in case you encounter it out in the wild
Anyways, those are the types of dick rates you will probably make money from. Once you try a few, you can really get the template down and do them pretty quick.
For example, your dick rating template can include something like: starting off with the rating (1 to 10) and then list out a few reasons for the rating.
How to deliver dick ratings
Okay, there are several ways to deliver dick ratings (in terms of the content format).
Dick ratings will be either:
- A written review
- An audio review
- Or a video review
A written review is the simplest type of dick rating. Basically you write down your thoughts about the sub’s dick. In general, 1 – 2 paragraphs is sufficient.
Because this is the easiest type of review, it is also the cheapest.
An audio review is just a voice recording of your thoughts on the paypig’s dick.
For some subs, a written review is not good enough! They need to hear your sexy voice. That’s why an audio review is great.
Sometimes it can be hard to tell tone of voice from text. But when it comes to an audio recording, they can be sure what you really think about their dick (i.e. how small it is)!
In general, an audio recording of 20 – 60 seconds is perfect for this type of dick rating.
Finally, the third type of cock rating is the video review. This is also the most expensive because you have to appear in it.
Sometimes the sub may also request your feet in the video because they have a foot fetish.
How much to charge for a dick rating?
The million dollar question is how much should I charge for a cock rating?
Well, it really depends. Again, it always depends on how big your social media presence it. Some girls can literally get away with charging $100+ for a dick rating!
But if you are just starting out, I would follow this guideline:
$15 – $30 for a short written review
$30+ for a audio review
$40+ for a video review
Also, there are things you can add to further increase the price of your dick ratings.
The most obvious is a name drop.
What is a name drop?
Well, it’s basically when you mention the customer’s name in the audio or video clip.
It sounds pretty simple, but never offer this for free!
You can easily charge $20+ for a simple name drop a few times in the audio or video clip.
Where To Sell Dick Ratings?
As I have mentioned before, Twitter is a great place to make money as a financial domme.
From there, you can interact with thousands of different subs and potentially get some whale subs as well.
OnlyFans is also a great place to sell dick ratings.
OnlyFans dick ratings are great because you can sell it as a PTV (pay to view) to your subscribers.
How much can you make selling dick ratings?
So, how much can you realistically make selling dick ratings?
Well, it honestly depends on your social media presence.
In general, I would say as a beginner with a low social media presence (less than 1,000 Twitter followers or less than 20 OnlyFans subscribers), a few hundred dollars a month is easily possible.
As you grow your social media presence, you can easily make $1,000+ a month selling dick ratings online.
Now, that requires A LOT of work to grow your Twitter presence, but it IS possible.
Unlike selling dirty socks and panties online, a dick rating is super easy and doesn’t take a lot of time.
That’s why it’s a great way for a findomme to make money.
Making Money Rating Dicks Online – Final Thoughts
It is really possible to make money rating dicks online. Once you build up your social media presence, dick ratings can be a cash cow (or pig) for you to milk over and over again.
Best of all? It doesn’t really require a lot of work!
You can easily make a few hundred or a few grand a month with dick ratings.
Hopefully you found this guide useful.
And if you have any questions or comments at all, please leave a comment below and I’ll try to answer them 🙂
